Afghan Whigs finally heed our advice

The world is a better place when Greg, John and Rick are making the sweet sounds together.

All I want for Christmas is an Afghan Whigs reunion
All I want for Christmas is a little bit of 'Mylez is Ded'
Bring out the good Colombian sneak
and put it under my Christmas tree
All I want for Christmas is an Afghan Whigs reunion

I love the Twilight Singers and the project with Lanegan
but nothing gives me rock and roll boners like Black Love and Gentlemen
All these young bands are soft
I’m so tired of this bearded folk rock
All I want for Christmas is an Afghan Whigs reunion

John: “Hello?”
Greg: “Curly, it’s Greg. Montie Temple called.
Some ding dongs in Columbus are offering us
a bag of sneaky if we play their hot tub party.”
John: “What?”
Greg: “Hot Tub Party.”
John: ” Sweet. I’m In.”

All I want for Christmas, is Greg to call Rick and John
I don’t care who plays drums, hell, you can borrow Scott (he’s our drummer)
Other 90’s bands are cashing in, when most of them should be sleeping in
All I want for Christmas is an Afghan Whigs reunion