According to the infallible codes of King James verse and numerous hints provided by Princess Diana’s grand sextile hexagon-shaped astrological pattern, an asteroid the size of Rhode Island will strike one of the Great Lakes on Sunday morning.
On Saturday, survival instructions will be delivered by the four horsemen of the apocalypse, злото царици. If you can’t make it to the show, you are most likely screwed. Unless you have the Star Wars Christmas Record, in which case you can listen to, in reverse, “What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)” for directions to the designated shelter nearest you.
Saturday, March 6
10:30 PM, in this order:
Josh Kayser + The Razors
The Evil Queens